Mail Bag

Here is the place where I put e-mail that I find particularly amusing.  Also posted here, will be reviews to my fics on ff.net.  My comments are in italics.

Let's start with this one, shall we.

  1. Name:  none none
    Subject:   (none)
    Date:  Wed, 29 Nov 2000 20:34:52 -0800 (PST)
    Message:  
    I have read your proluge on Fanfiction.net and several reviews you have posted.  I also got to read your bio.
    That's nice.  I put it there for a reason.  Oh, and prologue is not spelled "proluge".
    I have two words for you, YOUR RUDE.   
    It's "you're rude", not "your rude", unless rude is a noun (rudeness) and I own it.
    No one wants to hear you complain about the Trunks and Pan stories on FFN.net so stop flaming the writers who write T&P.   
    I don't flame writers just because they're t/p.  I flame something if it's badly written and such.  I'd so the same thing with t/m fics and so on.
    I am sure you don't like getting flamed when you write, so don't flame others. 
    I actually like getting flamed.  Try it sometime, it's fun.
    I saw what you wrote to the exflamer who wrote a T&P story. 
    Did you now?  And aren't you proud.  You can read.  Wow.
    And I think she had a lot of courage to write a story after all the flaming she did. 
    Uh, huh.  I post stories and I flame.  Does that mean I have a lot of courage?  So did LadyDelores, and she was hated by a lot more authors than I am.
    And I don't thinks it right that you make a list on your bio of authors you don't like. 
    It's my opinion, and I have a right to say it.  If you like these authors, good for you.  (Bura-Sama's note:  My bad authors list was removed from my profile, I have better things to do with my time.)
    Several of them authors are very talented. For starters Caliko is ten times a better writer than you'll ever be.   
    Is that a fact?  Well, I happen to dislike her work.  My opinion, I'm not trying to push it on you.
    You should just delete your fan fics because no one likes to read them. Over half your reviews were flames. 
    Oh?  I'll assume you were referring to my t/m story.  I had 24 reviews.  The first review I got was because I was a flamer, and I disregard it.  About five others said they didn't like it because it was a t/m story.  (Which leads me to the question of why they clicked on a t/m story.)  The rest of the reviews were all positive, except Cathie, and I hate her so I ignore it too.
    If you were talking about my Counting the Stars story, then let's see what people said about it.  I had 19 reviews.  All of them were positive, except for the first two, but I don't know what they had to do with my story.  (oh, Cathie managed to flame me, but at the same time said I write well, so who cares what she says.)  So, I have very few flames.

    I, in particular don't like your writing either. 
    That's fine.  I respect that.  Perhaps you should have left a review telling me just what was wrong with my story.
    Not because I don't like T&M but because you have no creativety. 
    That's not fine.  I have plenty of creativity, or "creativety" as you call it.  I've never seen another story like it.  Care to show me one?
    So stop being rude and mean to the people who do have talent in writing. 
    Oh, I'm mean and rude!  Oh no!  What ever shall I do?
    So in others words just zip. End of story. Don't bother emailing me back because I'll just delete it.
    Well, what can I say?  Another cowardly flamer.  Like I'd waste my time trying to get through to someone like you.  You know, I may be a flamer, but I have always left an e-mail if I had one.
  2. Name:  pan chan?
    Story:
    Date:  11-27-2000 05:02 PM
    Review:
    Probably killed himself for ever gettin near the ugly whore! Marron sux! 
    It's your opinion.  But then why did you click on a t/m story.
    Me and Marron hater have teamed up and are writing many fics. 
    That's what I like to call "putting your time to good use".  If you hate Marron so much, then why do you write about her?
    We call it the dissing marron series. 
    That's nice, but has nothing to do with my story.  Save it for your profile and/or forum.
    If you are a marron hater, then help write sum fics! 
    Okay, I'll just assume you're writing that to my reviewers.  Once again, put it in your own story, not mine.
    This one sux. 
    Does it now?  I happened to like it, and I don't really care what you're saying because I'm happy with my story.
    I is not just sayin that cuz I like T/P. T/M fics are not very good. 
    You like t/p?  Then read t/p and leave my t/m fic alone.
    You are a good writer, I guess, but if this were a T/P it would still suck. 
    Which makes me a good writer?  If you think I'm a bad writer, then say so.
    I say Trunks killed himself! HAHAHAHAHAHHA! 
    Then how would he get together with Pan?  (Note to my readers:  If you actually care, no Trunks did not die; and yes, he loves Marron.)
    Stop waiting 4 him cuz he ain't cumin back 2 u!!!!!!! 
    Okay...
    Pan is the rightest for Trunks. 
    Is he now?  What's "rightest"?  I've never heard that word before.
    I is tryin ta find out how 2 put a fic on, but sum1 gots ta tell me how!
    Save it for the forum, or why don't you go ask your little "Marron hater" pal.  Leave it off my review.]
  3. Name:  fluffy
    Story:  
    Date: 
    11-28-2000 12:35 AM
    Review:  
    you realy shouldn't say bad stuff about other writer,they probably hate you too.
    They hate me?  I feel so honored.
    and as for you being a so called pan fan yeah right!
    Obviously someone who went to my page and read about me.  I hate Pan.
    t/p belong togethor 
    You mean "together".  That's just your opinion, it's nice that you have one, but don't waste space blabbing about it in my story reviews.
    and that blond ditz 
    Marron?  Are you saying Marron is "that blond ditz"?  Hmm...  So I guess that's a statement against all blonds because there is nothing in the series that leads me to believe she's a ditz.  If you hate Marron so much, then go hate her and leave me and my t/m fics alone.
    doesn't deserve trunks,she's just too boring 
    Is it so much trouble to put spaces between your words?  And who are you to say she doesn't deserve Trunks?  Are you saying that Pan deserves Trunks?  What's your basis for this, anyway (I mean besides your shallow opinion)?  And who are you to say Marron is boring?  You saw her what, maybe twice in GT -- and this is enough for you to base such an opinion on her?
    and you ca't really imagine her in story 
    Have you ever had an English class in your life?  "ca't" is "can't".  Perhaps you mean "...., and you can't really imagine her in a story..."
    in which she's the protogonist 
    I'll be assuming you mean "protagonist".  Do you even know what that means?
    since we berely see her like 2 times in dbgt!
    I support t/m.  If you don't then that's your opinion.  They've known each other for a LONG time, and are you telling they've only seen each other twice?  Hah!
  4. Name:  CatMarieS
    Story:  Counting the Stars - Part II
    Date:  12-13-2000 04:27 PM
    Review:
    That was good 
    I thought so, too.  So did all of my other reviewers.
    and I'm glad that I have not received as many flames from you as I used to. 
    Oh, you haven't heard?  I've stopped flaming and started writing again.  Gee, you catch on so fast.
    I said in an eirlier reveiw that I wouldn never reveiw again, 
    Dammit!  This is what I hate from you people!  Learn how to spell!  As LadyDelores, I always spellchecked my flames and had them proofread!  It just takes a few seconds!  Okay, "eirlier" is "earlier", "reveiw" is "review" , "wouldn" is "wouldn't" , and again you say "reveiw"!  AHH!!  I know it's not just typos, 'cause you keep making the same mistake over and over again!  Learn how to spell, damnit!
    but I feel that you've gone "soft" 
    "Soft?"  Me, soft?  ......  HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!  That's a good one.  *smirks and chuckles*  I really don't care how you feel.  But a note just so you know, I haven't gone soft.
    and that will make you angry 
    Not angry, just highly amused.  Did anyone see what the cut dubbed version of the Tree of Might?  THAT was funny.  The bush at the end?  That was so out of place I laughed for hours.
    so that you flame me again 
    You know, Cathie, people don't look very fondly on that.  As LadyDelores, I said the same thing.  People said I had mental problems.  Unforgiven II, the flamer, Master_of_Puppet, and most of the other flamers said it too.  People don't like that.  You'd be best to keep your mouth shut about those subjects.  Just a suggestion.
    whitch I enjoy but let's not go into that. 
    Ah, perhaps you're not as stupid as you seem.  I'd love to hear your reasons, though.  Oh yeah,  "whitch" is not a word,  "which" is, perhaps you meant that.
    I see improvments in your fics, try to keep it up.
    There's nothing wrong with my fic.  There was nothing wrong with part one.  Aside from my LadyDelores postings, I have never received a bad review.  This was back when the flame wars were in full swing, so I think I know that if I survived that with flying colors, then I'm not worried about your opinion.  And just what are these "improvments" you speak so highly of?  Sounds sort of painfui.
  5. Name:  CatMarieS
    Story:
      Check Please - part ii
    Date: 
    12-13-2000 04:20 PM
    Review:
    You are an idiot. 
    You know, Cathie, you really don't need all of these redundancies, I heard you the first time.  Think of something original to say.  You called me either "baka" or "idiot" in all of your flames.  (And that's what they are.  CatMarieS is a low-grade flamer.)
    I have the right mind 
    No you don't.
    to sic my evil prank call fics on you, 
    Oh the horror.  I'm being threatened by an eleven-year-old baka who can't spell.
    but you wouldn't know about them 
    Sadly, I do.
    since you have never read one of my "old" fics have you. 
    I was the first person on ff.net to flame you.  
    Lay off the flames, baka.
    I only flamed you as LadyDelores twice
    , as Pro-Pan (Not to be confused with PROPANE), I'm counting up three or four.
  6. Name:  CatMarieS
    Story:  Waiting Forever - prologue
    Date:  12-01-2000 05:49 PM
    Review:
    baka flamer
    I say this one speaks for itself.
  7. Name:  CatMarieS
    Story:  
    Date:  12-01-2000 05:49 PM
    Review:
    Who gives a? 
    Hmm... damn those censors on reviews.  Here I wanted to see an eleven-year-old's profanity.
    You write well, 
    I know.  I've had hundreds of people tell me that.  Including you.
    but if you are going to go out of your way 
    It's not out of my way.  It's flamebait!
    to insult authors in your prifile, 
    What's a "prifile"?  Do you have a "prifile"?
    you are not worth noticing. 
    But I'm sure being noticed, ne?  In case you haven't noticed, people LOVE my fics (All pennames sans LadyDelores).
    It is your opinion that you do not like our stories, 
    Our?  So now you speak for every author on ff.net?  I think not.  Besides that, I'm a fan of innumerable stories on ff.net.  Just not yours, and not Ash the Wanderer's.  Don't tell me I'm not a fan, little girl.
    you need not blather that to the world. 
    And who exactly is blathering?  Not me.  You're the only one I see.  And I'm not blathering it to the world.  I'm stating my opinion.  I'm not like you and "Lady Bulma" who find the need to make a "fic" (chat) and post it in the story section.
    I speak for many authors, 
    Care to give some names, girlie?
    I will never reveiw one of your stories again.
    As the more religious people would say, "Thank God,"  But of course, since I'm agnostic, I'm just quoting for you.  Oh, and are you ever going to figure out how to spell "review".  It's really lazy, 'cause the word is right above the review submission form.  Are you so pathetic that you can't scroll with your mouse?  (Note added, the word "review" is written five times around the submission form for signed in members.)
  8. Name:  Deathscythe19502@aol.com
    Subject:   Trunks
    Date:  Tue, 28 Nov 2000 20:15:16 EST
    Message:  
    Trunks & Pan Rule You lbond loving idiot
    What's a lbond?  Okay, it's people like this that give t/p a bad name.  Wait a second, it's people like all of these that give t/p a bad name.  I never once tried to push t/m on readers.  I like t/m, I write t/m.  If you like t/p and hate t/m, then you shouldn't be reading a t/m story.  This person took the time to write me such a nice little letter, wouldn't you say?  They have such great spelling as well.  Just what is "lbond"?  I love the subject, too.  Hmm...
  9. Name:  booboo's pimp
    Story:  Waiting Forever - prologue
    Date:  12-21-2000 10:53 AM
    Review:
    trunks 
    His name should be capitalized, you know.
    & PAN 
    Is there any particular reason you put her name in all caps?
    not marron. 
    Once again, this lack of acknowledgement for proper nouns.
    Sorry 
    No you're not.
    I just don't like marron.
    That's fine.  I don't like Pan.  However, when you know that this is a t/m story, you shouldn't click on it just to give a negative review.
  10. Name:  KDM
    Story:  Waiting Forever - prologue
    Date:  11-28-2000 04:42 PM
    Review:
    I just love sad stories, 
    Yeah, I'm an angst fan myself.
    but Trunks & Pan were made for each other. 
    Then why are you reading a t/m story.
    I'm not saying your fanfic is bad but..... 
    I'm not saying your review was poorly written, but...
    I JUST HATE MARRON!!!!!! 
    I JUST HATE PAN!
    Sorry about blown up. 
    Uh, no you're not.
    That only happens when I don't like someone or something.
    That only happens when someone is trying to send a subtle message.  "... when I don't like someone..."
  11. Name:  T/P Fan
    Story:  Waiting Forever - prologue
    Date:  11-28-2000 03:32 PM
    Review:
    Marron is a DITZ 
    Your opinion,  leave it off my obviously pro-Marron story.
    a DITZ I tell you.
    You're a DITZ I'm telling you.  Anyone who writes reviews like this is a DITZ.
  12. Name: YANNA 
    Story:  Waiting Forever - prologue
    Date:  11-27-2000 05:53 PM
    Review:
    I guess I could say this was good 
    So is it good or not?
    if I didn't hate MArron .
    If I didn't hate YAnna , so much that I put unnecessary spaces around my punctuation .
     *morron*
    *idiot*
    I'm sorry
    No, you're not.
    but this abosouloutely
    You mean "absolutely", don't you?
    SUCKED!!!
    The caps aren't needed, neither are the excess exclamations.
    when I read it
    Which would be mere seconds ago,
    me stomach was churning !
    You mean "... my stomach was churning!"  Again with the excess spacing .  If it bothered you so much , then why did you read it ?  I said it was t / m .
    how can you like them . ick !!!
    I like them because they ' re a cool couple .   And "ick" , even not being a word , is so moronic .  IcK iCK icK !!!!  Your spelling and grammar suck !
  13. Name:  Shawn Crowley
    Date:
    Guestbook Entry:  

    THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST SUCKIEST WEBSITE I HAVE EVER SEEN 
    Well, then I guess I have accomplished something in my life after all.
    AND THE PAIRING OF THIS COUPLE 
    Which couple?  This site is about two, I hope you realize.
    IT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH 
    Are you sure it wasn't typing with all caps?  Those tend to cause ill effects to the brain.  (Oh wait, forgot who I was talking to)
    AND HURTS MY NUTS JUST COMING HERE 
    Nah, that's my new voodoo knowledge.
    ANYONE WITH A BRAIN 
    Are you referring to yourself? ... ... .:breaks out laughing:.
    KNOWS THAT GOTEN AND MARRON MAKE A BETTER COUPLE ASSHOLE!!
    I personally have nothing against Goten and Marron.  I even wrote a fic about them.  Somehow, though, it strikes me that you went to my main page then clicked on my guestbook.
    BESIDES IF YOU HAVE A BRAIN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT AT THE END OF DBGT, 
    And if you had a brain, you would know that they all are just globs of paint.  Repeat after me:  It's not real...  It's not real...
    THAT THE SONS AND THE BREIF-VEGETAS LOST CONTACT WITH ONE ANOTHER 
    I just want to take this moment to say that every fic ever written is AU.  Unless you're copying down a script, then it didn't happen in the show exactly the way you portrayed.
    YOU FUCKING IDIOT SO I SAY THIS TO YOU
    After obviously commanding my respect with your very learned vocabulary and punctuation.
    TAKE DOWN THIS SITE 
    And I say this to you:  Get a brain!  Or better yet, donate yours to student research, it would be better used there.
    BECAUSEIT SUCKS, 
    Your guestbook comments suck, is that why you made it a private entry?
    THE PAIRING SUCKS AND YOU SUCK FOR DOING THIS 
    Go ahead and say it... "AND THE WHOLE WORLD SUCKS FOR NOT WORSHIPPING MY FUCKING ASS"  You know you want to.
    INSTEAD OF GOING SUICIDE 
    What in your tiny little brain possesses you to think that I would become another statistic merely because you don't like my site?
    FOR EVER THINKING OF MAKING THIS WEBSITE 
    I actually didn't think about making this website, I just sat down and did it until I thought it was good enough to post.
    AND MAKING THIS COUPLE
    Hm... I didn't make this couple.  I wish.
    YOU NO BRAINED PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! >:{
    "
    Look at me!  LOOK AT ME YOU ASSHOLE  I CAN USE EMOTICONS"  Aren't you proud?
  14. Name:  ?
    Date:  Sat, 5 Jan 2002 04:23:25 EST
    Message:  
    see it not 
    Sadly, I do.
    that i don't like your web site 
    If you don't like my website, I don't have a problem with that.
    it good but what' i notice is every marron and trunks web, 
    You have really bad grammar and capitalization skills.
    always have something bad to say about pan! 
    I don't dislike Pan because I support t/m, if  I say something bad about Pan, it's because I don't like Pan.
    why? if you was to come to one of my pan&trunks site, 
    I don't want to go to one of your Pan and Trunks sites.  At least not if they're all typed like this.
    there is nothing that has anything bad about marron, 
    That's always good to hear.
    why because we also like marron! 
    That's nice.
    but , ya'll ways have something rude to say! 
    I don't character bash.  I just don't go around saying how great she is.
    like in one of your story's pan die and trunks married marron, 
    Eh... which one are you talking about?  PPHH?
    where the hell did that come from! 
    It came from trying to angst out my plot...  nothing personal against Pan.
    then ya bad mouth pan! 
    This color was originally on white.  Ouch.
    wow ya have a lot to know, 
    You have a lot to know about English grammar.
    cause one it just a cartoon, half of these cats taking it to the head, 
    What?  If you take the time to restate that clearly, I'll reply.
    and trunks don't married neither of them, 
    How very astute of you.
    so why are ay wasting your time? 
    Why are you wasting your time writing this?
    and to tell you all the truth trunks don't even talk to marron in dbz Gt.,
    Think outside of the box.  Oh, why is it the only letter you capitalized in your whole letter is 'G' in GT?
     They don't even stand in the same room together, 
    What I love about fiction is that there is so much room for things to happen that are not shown in the show.
    so why are ay making such a big deal! 
    You're the one writing this.
    At lest pan get to be with him! 
    Because she lied to get him into bed -- er wait, wrong scenario.
    I don't know, 
    Obviously.
    but if ya ant 
    I don't have an ant.
    going to play fare 
    I don't play "fare," but I know people who will pay a fare...
    and keep ay shit to yourself, 
    Are you looking in a mirror as you say this?
    then you all don't need to have a web site, 
    You don't need to have a computer.
    are ya just need to grow up!   
    I think you need to get a life.
    and if you want to answer me back 
    I hope this suffices.
    you have my add' right? 
    Sadly.
    answer me back! be waiting
    Grow up.
  15. Name: Me 
    Story:  Counting the Starts (Ch 1)
    Date:  2001-03-26
    Review:
    you suck and spund a lot like that whore "GreenBean"
    I've heard people tell me that me and my stories suck.  That's really nothing new.  I don't know what "spund" is, could someone please tell me?  I know of no whore named "GreenBean," so if you are going to insult me, at least tell me who that is.
  16. Name:  PowerfulPan16@aol.com
    Date:  Mon, 15 Oct 2001 13:37:46 EDT
    Message:
    And just who the hell do you put Pan with? Or do you just think she deserves to be alone?
    My immature reply is below, I don't want to put anything else up here that will take away its glory.
  17. Name:  Bura-sama
    Date:  ?
    Message:
    Hello,
    Thank you for your comment. Now to answer your question(s). With whom do I pair Pan with... let's see... Oh yes, I remember! No one! Pan usually dies or is written out of my fics. Do I think she deserves to be alone... hmm... tough one... Yes! Leaving her all alone is so much better than having her die in my fics. Does this help? I sincerely hope so.
    Bura-sama
  18. Name:   PowerfulPan16@aol.com
    Date:  Thu, 18 Oct 2001 23:48:44 EDT
    Message:
    ....YOU are DEMENTED.....
    ...YOU asked FOR IT...


    What's with all of these spaces?
    Pan
    I love it when people fail to separate fantasy from reality.
  19. Name:  Bra
    Date:  Monday 12/11/2000 10:05:39pm
    Guestbook Entry:
    Goten tastes good
    I have it on good authority from anonymous sources that Trunks tastes better.
  20. Name:  I think you're gay!
    Date:  Sunday 01/28/2001 9:08:08pm
    Guestbook Entry:
    Well, it looks like someone noticed that you were being mean to me. 
    What...?  Um... you lost me on this one...
    Big deal though. 
    That's good you're at least a little bit better than most of them out there.
    I am a flamer too...
    Yeah, we've talked before with me as LadyDelores.
    and I just laugh at people's futile attempt to make me mad. 
    It's hilarious, isn't it?
    It's just too damn funny to pass up...
    Well said.
    and you of all people make me laugh...
    Well, now I don't feel like such a failure.  You're hilarious, too... in a sad, twisted way.
    good God do you ever. 
    I'll refrain from embracing "God" just to laugh at you more.
    I personally think you're gay...
    Wow, you don't even know me!  No, I'm not a homosexual, though you must be a homophobic person.   I know a lot of homophobes, and you sound just like one.
    so I'll stop wasting my time here at this petty excuse of a web page. 
    ... So, I'll stop wasting time with this petty excuse of a comment.
    You seem to be wasting space...so just trash your damn site. 
    You seem to be wasting air, so just stop your damn breathing.
    By the way, I was looking into the whole mail section 
    I knew people liked to come here!
    *pretty funny by the way* 
    I try.
    and I have to say that if you had better things to do, 
    Yes, I have Digimon incest to write.  So many trials in my life...
    how come you were correcting grammar and spelling errors. 
    I do this because 1) it bugs me. 2) I'm hoping that people will learn.  Seriously, I do this to try to get people to proofread what they say.
    It's obvious that you have nothing else productive to do...
    So many DBGT fics to work on...  So many trials of my life...
    so there. 
    So what?  I lost you somewhere in those previous lines...
    Well, to keep your sad ass busy, 
    'Cause "God" only knows I don't have enough to do with my time...
    I'll write a lot of bullshit at the bottom for your "sick pleasure." 
    You're too kind.
    See you later fag!
    See you later ass!

    Lovely spacing skills.
    yoU arE A FAg tHAt neEEEEEDsss to Gett a lllifee...
    *no comment*
  21. Name:  anonymous
    Date:  Thursday 04/05/2001 3:48:38pm
    Guestbook Entry:
    U R SO STUPID!!! 
    You are so mentally challenged.  You'd have to be.
    BURA IS 12 YEARS YOUNGER THAN GOTEN!!! 
    I don't think your numbers are right, but besides that -- love knows no age!
    U SUCK!!!!
    That's always nice to hear.
  22. Name:  anonymous
    Date:  Friday 04/20/2001 1:01:15am
    Guestbook Entry:
    Dear bastards,
    It would sound better as "Dear bastards and bitches,"

    I went here once and only once 
    I read this comment once, and only once
    and now I feel like throwing up.
    And now I feel like laughing at your sad little life.
    *barfs*
    *shakes head at immaturity and guesses writer to be in sixth grade*
    ahhh....that felt better....
    Oh, did you go and hang yourself?
    anyways...I am here to tell you that Bra and Goten are nothing but fucking assholes!ahahahaahaah
    Anyways... I am here to tell you that your spacing skills leave much to be desired.  Hah hah.

    Trunks is gay
    Oh!  Silly me I didn't realize that you created the Dragonball Universe and with it everyone's sexual preferences.
     and Marron is a moron
    I can tell you've had a lot of formal education.  It just radiates off of you.
    pan is meant to be a frying pan 
    Eh...?
    and is probably a dick sucking whore!
    Do you pick up a lot of prostitutes?  (Male or female)

    I like dbz 
    Yeah, it is a pretty good show.
    .....but you make the new characters seem like that 
    Stop.  Explain.
    and I prefer if you shut this site down. 
    And so do scores and scores of other shallow people.
    If you think Pan and Trunks go perfect together 
    Are you talking to me?  It should be obvious that I loathe them together.
    THINK AGAIN!!!!
    Whoopee.
    Pan is a hell lot younger 
    What's a "hell lot?"
    and is a whore 
    We all know that every young person who flirts is a whore.  It's elementary.
    while trunks is gay!
    Do you want him for yourself or something?
    I like to think Bra and Goten as a couple 
    They are cute together...
    but your site made me hate them probably permanently!
    I have that much influence on you?  I feel so proud.
    the beggining to the site made me blind as a bat 
    It's "beginning," and I wish you were blind, then you wouldn't be typing this. You do know that bats aren't blind, that's just a bad cliché, right?
    and now I must where glasses!
    Oy.  I wear glasses.  Too bad you're blaming your myopic problems on me.
    I think your site sucks.you should go to Hell 
    You should go to the proverbial Hell for writing this in my guestbook.
    and so should your site!!!! 
    My site is a collection of data.  It's people like you that make it bad.
    That is all I have to say......thank you....
    If you remained silent for the rest of your life, I would cut off my right arm.

    Sincerely the new anonymous
    Anonymous will never be new, nor will it ever be old.

    ^_^ or >=)
    Emoticons show such maturity.
  23. Name:  Cathie
    Date:  Saturday 04/28/2001 11:42:06am
    Guestbook Entry:
    I'm going to imitate you 
    Because you are as mature as a three year old?
    now since I spotted somthing somwhere 
    Visual receptors are functioning, however memory is severely lacking.
    on this page. OOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOH!!! 
    I should hope you saw something on my page.
    BAD GRAMMAR!!! BAD SPELLING!!! 
    "I'M A HYPOCRITE," says Cathie and the whole world cheers.
    YOU MUST SUCK! OOOOOOH!!!!
    YOU'RE MOCKING ME, AREN'T YOU?!  OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!  IIIII SSSSSUUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!!!
  24. Name:  Thea
    Date:  Monday 06/25/2001 1:58:18pm
    Guestbook Entry:
    I don't think your site is so great.
    Your opinion: you're entitled to it.
    I haven't read your fanfics yet but from what I've read I don't think they'd be so great either.
    Read my fanfics, then I'll listen to what you have to say.
    I've noticed you hate flamers that have bad grammar and bad spelling
    Hate is too strong of a word.  I prefer "you are greatly amused by."
    and put capitals in the wrong places,
    It defies all laws of the English language.  If English isn't your native language, I won't jump down your throat.
    but you like T&M fans that use all those pathetic capital/lowercase things, like PiPer and HaRUko.
    1) I don't like the whole CaPItal LEtteR - lOeWerCasE thing.  It annoys me.  2)  There is a big difference with doing that in a penname than in normal writing.  Big difference.  3)  How do you know if I appreciate names like "PiPer and HaRUko?"  I'm not going to criticize for doing that in a penname, whether you be t/m or t/p.  If one does that throughout one's entire page or story, then I'm going to bitch at you.
    You also don't mind if T&M fans use bad spelling.
    I hate it when anyone uses bad spelling and grammar.  I don't harp on t/m fans as much because t/m fans don't send me hate mail as much.  When t/m fans send me hate mail, rest assured, it will end up in my mailbag.
    You are such a freaking hypocrite.
    You are such a stupid person.
    It's true Trunks and Pan don't get together,
    At least someone can accept a tiny fragment of reality.
    but then neither do Bra and Goten.
    I've never claimed that they do.
  25. Name:  ur............I dunno......
    Date:  Sunday 09/02/2001 10:46:11pm
    Guestbook Entry:
    I THINK YOU ARE CRAZED
    I think you are immature.
    IF YOU LIKE MARRON
    Marron is a very cool character.
    SHE IS LIKE THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN OR HEARD
    You're one of the more annoying people that has signed my guestbook.
    SHE MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE ON HOW GURLY SHE IS
    You make me want to laugh in your face.
    (i don't care bout bura cuz she is kewl)
    Yes, Bura is cool.
    BUT C-MON PPLS
    I repeat for you as well:  ...glob of paint ...glob of paint...
    CAN'T YOU THINK HARDER THATN I DO!!!!!!!!
    Anyone can think harder than you do.
    AGE DON'T MATTER I MEAN I KNOW SOMEONE'S PARENTS ARE 13 YEARS APART!!
    This is kind of irrelevant to the subject.
    BUT TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT I
    You've already done that several times this comment.
    THINK YOU ARE INSANE
    I think you are stupid.
    I MIGHT BE THE ONLY SANE ONE LEFT OUT OF THIS SO CALLED PLANET EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Then it is a very, very sad existence.
    :p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p
    ?