Runaway Groom Hey there I am Theatre-girl and my e-mail address is at Bouffard001@hotmail.com and here is my first DBZ fanfic. And it is also a crossover of DBZ and the movie Spaceballs. I hope that you enjoy it. Disclaimer: I don’t own DBZ or Spaceballs, just the idea of combining the two together. So please don’t sue me because I don’t have any money to give you anyway. Warning: This is a Trunks and Marron fanfic and a Goten and Bra story too. Also Pan isn’t even in this story. So if you are a fan of Trunks and Pan or if you hate Marron, then this is probably a fanfic that you will not want to read. So don’t go sending me any nasty e-mails because I warned you. Long ago in galaxy far, far away There lived a ruthless group of terrorists known as the Ginyu Force. Along with their leader Freeza, they traveled from planet to planet. Bringing destruction to those who tried to stand in their way. Freeza had tried for years to take control of the planet Vegeta. But was very unsuccessful. Finally Freeza can up with the perfect plan to bring about the downfall of planet Vegeta. Meanwhile on planet Vegeta today is the day of the wedding of King Vegeta’s only son Prince Trunks. Little does Prince Trunks know about the danger that lurks in the stars above. Part 1 Long ago in a galaxy far, far away, deep in outer space the biggest space ship ever built was traveling at a fast speed towards the planet Vegeta. This space ship was the ship of the famous Ginyu Force. The Ginyu Force was a band of ruthless terrorists, along with their leader Freeza; they traveled from planet to planet-bringing destruction to innocent civilians. They destroyed planet after planet. But of all the planets there was one that they could not conquer. And that planet was named Vegeta, it was the home of the great race of the Saiyans. The Saiyans were a strong group of fighters that had the ability to turn into gorillas at the sight of a full moon. Lord Freeza had tried for many years to take control of planet Vegeta, but he had failed every single time. So after much thought Freeza came up with the perfect plan to finally to take control of planet Vegeta. The Ginyu Force still continued to travel at a fast speed to get to planet Vegeta. Inside the ship in the main battle room stood a tall warrior with purple skin and two horns sticking out of his head. His name was Captain Ginyu and he was the commander of the Ginyu Force. “Captain Ginyu!” said another warrior with mint color skin and long black hair, which he had in a ponytail. “Yes, Zarbon,” said Captain Ginyu. “What is it?” “Planet Vegeta is now in sight and I have just informed Lord Freeza. His orders are that we are to wait until Prince Trunks’s spaceship is in range and then we are to take him alive,” said Zarbon. “So ordered,” said Captain Ginyu. “We will wait then and I have to admit this plan to take control of planet Vegeta is perfect. Full universe domination is finally within our grasp.” “Yes, because King Vegeta’s only weakness is his family,” said Zarbon. “Therefore by taking his son Prince Trunks hostage, we can finally make him do whatever we want. And the best part is King Vegeta’s number one warrior Kakarot won’t be able to stop us this time.” “When will Prince Trunks be married?” asked Captain Ginyu. “Within the hour.” “Well,” said Captain Ginyu with an evil smile on his face. “I hope that it’s a long ceremony because it’s gonna be a short honeymoon.” Meanwhile on the planet Vegeta, the entire Saiyan race was in high spirits because today was the day of the wedding of King Vegeta’s only son Prince Trunks. The wedding was taking place inside the palace and room was completely full with guests. King Vegeta and his wife Queen Bulma were seated up front. Among the guests were Kakarot and his wife Chichi. Kakarot was the captain of King Vegeta’s guards and his right arm man. He was the strongest of all the Saiyans on the entire planet. And he was the one who was able to stop Freeza and the Ginyu Force from taking over the planet. Up at the front of the room dressed on royal Saiyan armor stood Prince Trunks. He had his long lavender hair pulled up in a ponytail and he had a worried look on his face. Mainly because not only was he about to marry a woman that he did not love. But she was also the biggest snob in the entire galaxy. But he had to marry her because he was a prince and he had to marry a princess. And she was the last princess left in the galaxy. Standing next to him was the best man and his best friend in real life. His name was Goten and he was the only son of Kakarot and his wife Chichi. Trunks and Goten have known each other ever since they were babies and they have been inseparable, Goten is Trunks’s right arm man. Even though many think that Goten has not had much fighting experience. He secretly trains by himself, and he would like very much to take over his father’s position as Captain of the Guards. But one thing that Goten lacks is confidence and with his father being the strongest Saiyan, he feels that he will never be powerful enough to match his skills. Just then the music started and the bride started walking down the aisle. Trunks got even more worried, Goten standing beside him started to fix the scarf around his neck. ‘Well,’ Trunks thought to himself. ‘I look at it this way there are two things that I can do. I can either marry this woman and be miserable for the rest of my life. Or not.’ With that Trunks started running right past the alter, down the ramp and out the door. Dragging Goten behind him, who was still fixing his scarf. “Wait a minute,” said Goten. “You forgot to get married. What are you doing?” Trunks opened the door to the spaceship that he and his bride were going to take for their honeymoon. “No questions Goten, just get in,” said Trunks. Vegeta and Bulma and many of the other guests ran outside just in time to see the spaceship taking off. “What is he doing?” yelled Vegeta. “Where is he going?” Meanwhile the bride was still standing at the alter with and angry look on her face. “Trunks, you get back here right now!” she yelled. Part 2 Soon Trunks and Goten were out of planet Vegeta’s atmosphere and Trunks had a huge smile on his face. “So were exactly are we going?” asked Goten. “Anywhere but back there,” said Trunks. “Look, can we talk about this?” asked Goten. “There is nothing to talk about!” said Trunks getting angry. “Look we all know that she’s a pain in the neck but you’ve got to marry her for your father’s sake. And also so your mother won’t have a headache wondering if you’ll end up dead on another planet,” said Goten. “My mind is made up and I am not going home,” replied Trunks. “Do you understand?” “No I don’t understand!” said Goten. “Trunks do you realize what you’ve done?” “Yes, and I’m glad!” yelled Trunks. “Glad, glad, glad, glad, glad!” “I wonder if he’s glad?” Goten said quietly to himself. Meanwhile in a spaceship not far from Trunks and Goten was another spaceship that was basically a Winnebago with wings. The music was being played very, very loud and inside the ship was a young woman dancing to the music. She had long blue hair and she was dressed in a red tank top with black pants. Near the front of the ship, asleep at the steering wheel was another young woman with long blonde hair. She was dressed in a pink tank top with black pants. She was then awakened by the sound of the phone ringing. “What the…oh it’s just the phone. Hey Bra, BRA GET IN HERE WE’VE GOT A PHONE CALL,” she yelled. Bra turned off the music and came up front. “Hey, Marron I see that you’re finally awake. I wonder who could be calling us know,” Bra switched on the screen the answer the call. A young Namek appeared on the screen. Marron and Bra then both got nervous. “Hello there, Marron & Bra,” he said very calmly. “Hello Garlic Jr.,” said Marron trying not to sound nervous. “So what can we do for you?” “Well I was just calling about the money that you two owe me,” he said. “Don’t worry,” said Bra. “You’ll have it by next week.” “Actually, I’ve got to have it by tomorrow,” said Garlic Jr. “All that money by tomorrow!” said Marron shocked. “Yes, tomorrow,” said Garlic Jr. “And if you two don’t pay it, then there will be a great price on both of your heads.” And with nothing more to say, he finished his call. “Where are we going to get all that money by tomorrow?” said Marron. “And if we don’t pay it, then we are pretty much dead.” “Well then, I guess that there’s only one thing that we can do,” said Bra. “What’s that?” “Pray for a miracle,” said Bra as she switched on the radio. They both listened to the music as they tried to figure out a plan to earn enough money to pay back Garlic Jr. The radio announcer then interrupted the music. “We interrupt this program to bring you this announcement. In universe news today on the planet Vegeta, during the wedding of Prince Trunks the son of King Vegeta and Queen Bulma, shocked everyone by running out on his own wedding. And leaving his bride at the alter. He and his best man Goten took off in a brand new white class Saiyan spaceship. Now many Saiyans are beginning to wonder about what will happen with the future of planet Vegeta and the throne.” Bra then switched off the radio. “Wow, can you believe that?” said Bra. “He actually left his bride at the alter.” “He sounds like a real big jerk to me,” said Marron. As for the Ginyu Force they were beginning to close in on Trunks and Goten. “Captain Ginyu,” said Zarbon. “Prince Trunks’s spaceship is now in range.” “Good,” said Captain Ginyu. “Now lets have some fun and fire a few warning shots at him. Ready, set, fire!” The laser blasts went fast almost hitting the side of the ship. Making it rock back and forth. “What’s going on?” said Trunks. “It’s either the Forth of July,” said Goten. “Or someone is trying to kill us.” “Oh, no it’s the Ginyu Force,” said Trunks. “Come on Goten we have fight back.” “We can’t Trunks, because we don’t have anything to fight back with.” “What do you mean?” “This ship wasn’t built with any laser blasts,” said Goten. “Remember this is the ship that you were supposed to take for your honeymoon.” “Well then, get on the radio and send out an S.O.S,” said Trunks. “Maybe if we’re lucky my dad will hear us and send in some reinforcements.” But unfortunately Vegeta didn’t hear the S.O.S., but Marron and Bra did. “Hey,” said Bra. “You hear that?” “Yeah,” said Marron. “It must be a message. Lets find out what it’s about.” “It’s an S.O.S. from Prince Trunks, himself,” said Bra. “He is need of assistance because his ship is under attack by the Ginyu Force. Well, then we’ve got to do something.” “Excuse me, the Ginyu Force forget it Bra,” said Marron. “It’s too dangerous, and besides you know that I’m already numero uno on Captain Ginyu’s hit list.” “But Marron, we just can’t let them be killed. You know he is a prince and that does mean that he’s rich,” said Bra. “Rich!” “Yeah, and do you what the reward would be if we helped him. We could finally be able to pay back Garlic Jr. for good,” said Bra. “Hey, your right,” said Marron. “Alright then lets help him.” Marron put the ship into full blast as they tried to find Trunks’s ship. They had to hurry because as soon as they got there the Ginyu Force had started to pull in Trunks’s ship on their tractor bean. “What’s going on? What’s that glow? We’re not moving!” said Trunks. “Oh, we’re moving alright,” said Goten. “Backwards!” “Then there is nothing that we can do,” said Trunks. “I’m going to have to shut down. All I know is that they’re not taking me without a fight.” “Trunks look at the size of that ship. There are two of us and a hundred of them. We don’t stand a chance,” said Goten. Trunks didn’t say anything because he knew that Goten was right. Marron and Bra finally arrived just in time to see the ship being pulled in. “Alright first things first Bra jam their transmissions. So that way they won’t stop us on their radar,” said Marron. “No problem,” said Bra. Bra was an electronic genius. She could handle any electronic problem that came her way. Marron then flew the Winnebago down right next to Trunks’s ship. Bra put a space suit on and floated across to Trunks’s ship and opened the hatch. She slowly walked inside up to the front of the ship where Trunks and Goten were sitting. She took off her helmet and smiled. “Hi,” she said. “Who are you?” asked Trunks. “My name is Bra.” “Well what are you doing here?” said Trunks. “My friend Marron and I heard your S.O.S., come on you two better put on space suits. So we can get aboard our ship and get out of here.” She then gave Goten a little secret smile. And Goten smiled back. “Great, come on Trunks.” “Wait a minute,” said Trunks. “What about my weapon collection?” “Weapon what?” said Bra. The hatch to the Winnebago opened up with Trunks, Goten and Bra carrying an armload of weapons in her arms and some on her shoulders. Trunks and Goten walked to a room in the back of the Winnebago while Bra still carrying the weapons walked up to the front of the ship. Marron then turned around to see Bra carrying all of those weapons. “Checking in!” she said. “What in the world is all that stuff?” Bra then dropped all the weapons on the ground. “It’s his majesty’s, Prince Trunks’s weapon collection.” “Weapon collection,” said Marron. “What does he think this is some kind of prince cruise?” “Well he wouldn’t go without it,” said Bra. “Oh yeah,” said Marron as she picked up a speaker microphone in her hand. “Now hear this, the minute we get out of here, the first thing we do is dump the weapon collection.” “Who was that?” asked Goten from a room in the back of the ship. Trunks got an angry look on his and went over to another microphone. “Now you hear this who ever you are,” he said in a threatening voice. “You will not touch that weapon collection. And further more I want this dump cleaned up. I will not be taken back to my planet in this dirty piece of crap.” “Listen on this ship I don’t take orders I give them,” said Marron. “On this ship you will do what I say, you got that cutie.” “Cutie,” said Trunks getting angrier. “Uh, oh,” said Goten. “How dare you speak to me that way? You will address me the proper manner as your majesty. I am Prince Trunks the son of Vegeta, king of all Saiyans.” “Oh well that’s just great,” said Marron. “That’s all that we need a spoiled Saiyan prince.” Marron flew the Winnebago out in time as the Ginyu Force pulled Trunks’s ship inside. Captain Ginyu and Zarbon waited patiently for some of their soldiers to bring Prince Trunks into the main battle room. But got shocked looks on their faces when the soldiers walked in without Prince Trunks. “Where is Prince Trunks?” asked Zarbon. “The ship was completely empty,” said one of the soldiers. “What!” said Captain Ginyu and Zarbon together. “Sir,” said a solider seated at one of the computers. “We’re picking up a Winnebago with wings on our transmission.” “A Winnebago,” said Captain Ginyu. “Marron and Bra. Dammit it’s Marron and Bra they must be helping him. We’ve got to catch them before they get away. Prepare to attack.” Meanwhile Marron and Bra noticed that the Ginyu Force was beginning to close in on them. “Uh, oh,” said Marron. “It’s the bad year blimp.” “We better get out of here in a hurry,” said Bra. “Switch to secret hyper-jets,” ordered Marron. “Switching to secret hyper-jets.” “Buckle up back there you guys, we’re going into hyper-active,” said Marron over the speaker microphone. The Ginyu Force was about to attack when the Winnebago vanished out of sight. “What happened? Where are they?” yelled Captain Ginyu. “I don’t know sir,” said Zarbon. “They must have hyper-jets on that thing.” “WELL WHAT IN THE WORLD DO WE HAVE ON THIS THING? FIND THEM, CATCH THEM,” yelled Captain Ginyu. “Yes, sir,” said Zarbon picking up the speaker microphone. “Prepare ship for light speed.” “No light speed is too slow,” said Captain Ginyu. “Too slow.” “We’re gonna have to go right to Ludicrous Speed.” “Ludicrous Speed, but Captain Ginyu we’ve never gone that fast before. I don’t know if the ship can take it.” “Zarbon that is not a request, it’s an order.” “Prepare ship for Ludicrous Speed,” said Zarbon. Everyone sat down immediately and buckled seatbelts and within a moment the Ginyu Force was out of site. Going faster than any ship in the galaxy. The pressure was incredible and it was amazing that the ship was not breaking apart. But they were going so fast that without knowing it they pasted the Winnebago. “What in the world was that?” said Bra. “It’s the Ginyu Force,” said Marron. “They past us.” “WE PAST THEM,” screamed Captain Ginyu. “STOP THIS THING!” “WE CANT’ STOP IT’S TOO DANGEROUS,” said Zarbon. “WE GOT TO SLOW DOWN FIRST.” “JUST STOP THIS THING, I ORDER YOU TO STOP IT NOW.” Zarbon then reached over to the emergency stop lever that was next to him and pulled it. Making the ship stop right in mid action. Slowly everyone unbuckled their seatbelts, Captain Ginyu and Zarbon slowly stood up. “First, things first,” said Captain Ginyu. “Check the ship for any damages and then find them.” Not far from behind them Marron and Bra were still flying in light speed. “Take it out of hyper-active,” ordered Marron. “Taking it out of hyper-active,” said Bra. “Alright Marron, we did it. They must have over shot us by a week an a half.” “Great then lets set a course for planet Vegeta,” said Marron. “Alright then setting a course for planet Vegeta,” said Bra. Just then the ship started rocking back and forth like it was out of control. “What’s going on?” asked Marron. “We’re losing power!” said Bra. “Why?” “Cause we’re out of gas.” “We must have burned it all up on hyper-active,” said Marron. “I told you we should have put more than five bucks worth in,” said Bra. “Well then we will have to send her down,” said Marron. “Where is the closet planet?” “One of the Moons of Vega.” “Okay, hold on tight here goes nothing,” said Marron picking up the microphone. “Hey, you okay back there prince?” “No you idiot,” yelled Trunks. “Where did you learn how to fly?” Marron took a firm grip on the wheel and as gently as she could she landed the Winnebago down onto the planet that was pretty much nothing but one long desert. When Trunks was sure that they were okay he unbuckled his seatbelt and got up. “Where are you going?” asked “Calling me an idiot, who Goten. does he think he is? I “I am going to tell her off once don’t care if he is king of and for all,” said Trunks. the universe. This is our “Wait a minute,” said Goten. ship and he is going to “We’re going to need her help follow our orders,” said to get back home. We’re just Marron. “I am going to lucky that she heard our S.O.S.” go back there and “Oh, come on Goten,” said explain a few things to Trunks. “Don’t you see why him.” she’s doing this. She’s “Yeah, but you haven’t expecting a big reward that’s seen what he looks like why.” yet,” said Bra. “And I “Well she does have a sexy how weak you can get voice, she might be cute,” around cute guys.” said Goten. “I know what he looks like “Cute,” said Trunks. “I know if you seen one spoiled this space rebels, they’re all prince, you’ve seen them alike. Bucktooth, knock-knee all. Fat, ugly, spoiled horse face space dogs.” little mamas boy.” With that Trunks and Marron each got out of their seats rushed out of the rooms to tell each other off. “Now listen you,” Trunks started but couldn’t finish. Because there standing before him was the most beautiful woman that he had ever seen in his entire life. Marron was speechless too because Trunks was the cutest the guy that she had ever seen. Both of them just stood there staring at each other not knowing what to think. Part 3 Trunks and Marron just stood there staring at each other not knowing what to think. When Marron finally remembered that she was angry with him and broke the silence. “You listen,” she yelled. “This is our ship and we are the ones who give the orders around here. Do you understand that?” “And you will not call me you,” said Trunks in a proud voice. “You will never address me as you. You will call me Your Majesty.” “You are nothing but a royal pain in the…” “Hold it,” interrupted Bra. “May I make a small suggestion? Any minute now the Ginyu Force is going to make a major U turn. Head back this way and make us all dead.” “Your right Bra,” said Marron. “Well then we better get moving. We have to try and find some fuel on this planet.” “Wait a minute,” said Trunks. “My things!” “All right your majesty,” said Marron trying to be nice. “But take only what you need to survive.” Back on the Ginyu Force, the entire crew was very lucky that there had been no real damages to the ship. And that no one was hurt. Now all that Captain Ginyu wanted to concentrate on was finding Marron, Bra and Prince Trunks. “Any luck with finding them?” “No Captain Ginyu,” said Zarbon. “No luck, it’s almost as if they have vanished into thin air.” “Alright then, this is the plan get word out to all of our spies located on some of the local planets. Tell who we are looking for and tell them that if they have any luck in finding them, then there will be a great reward,” said Captain Ginyu. “Yes, Captain Ginyu,” said Zarbon. Meanwhile Marron and Bra were not having a very good time. Because when Marron told Trunks to bring only what he needed to survive, well that was pretty much everything. And of course Marron and Bra were stuck carrying the heavier weapons, all of them walking in the middle of a huge dessert carrying a bunch of weapons in their hands. When Marron finally decided that she had enough and she stopped walking. “That’s it! I am not putting up with this anymore,” she said. “Marron, we don’t have time for this,” said Trunks. “We need to keep moving if we want to find any fuel.” “Look Prince, that’s it. The fairly tale is over. Welcome to real life. If you want all these weapons then you carry them.” And with that she dropped all of the weapons that she was carrying to the ground. “Uh, oh,” said Goten. “As Prince of The Saiyans, I am ordering you to pick those up.” “Well we are not on the planet Vegeta. Therefore I do not have to follow any of you orders,” said Marron. “You know she does have a point,” said Goten. Trunks then gave Goten an angry look. “Well this whole thing never would have happened if you hadn’t runaway in the first place.” “Oh, that’s right we heard about that. How you left your bride at the alter,” said Marron. “How do know about that?” asked Trunks. “It was all over the news,” said Marron. “And now the Ginyu Force is after you. Tell me why is that?” “I have no idea,” said Trunks. “Look I just want to set the record straight okay,” said Marron. “I have no idea why the Ginyu Force is after you and personally I don’t care. By helping you out I expect to be well paid, Bra does too.” “You see I knew it,” said Trunks looking at Goten. “That’s the only reason why they’re helping us.” Trunks then looked back at Marron. “Well you don’t have to worry about your reward. You will be well paid. If money is all that you desire then that’s all that you will receive.” Trunks looked Marron straight in the eye when he said this. “But it’s not like that,” said Marron. “Sure,” said Trunks coldly. “Look you two,” said Bra. “It’s going to be getting dark soon. So I suggest that we find a place to sleep.” The four of them started walking again. Only this time nobody said anything. Trunks was upset because Marron was only helping him for the money. Marron was upset because of what Trunks had said to her before. Goten and Bra were just staring at Trunks and Marron wondering about what was going to happen. Little did all four of them know, that a Namek who looked about the age of 18 was following them. (Well even though this e-mail is pro Pan. I decided to send you this fanfic anyway. And just to let you know this is a Trunks and Marron with Goten and Bra fanfic. And as it says in the beginning Pan isn't even in this story. Personally I don't get what people see with Trunks and Pan being a couple. First off Pan is twice Trunks's age and she is more like a little sister to him. Also it is a know fact that they don't end up together because it is made clear that Goku's family and Vegeta's family lose contact over the years. But it doesn't say if Vegeta's family loses contact with Krillin's family. So the perfect match for Trunks would be Marron. If you like this story then I will keep on sending you more parts.)